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Zero Ducks Off Road Cracker Barrel Parody Shirt
Description
Zero Ducks Off Road Cracker Barrel Parody Shirt
The shirt shimmered in the thrift store light, a portal woven from cotton and whimsy. “Zero Ducks Off Road Cracker Barrel Parody Shirt” it declared, a nonsensical mantra echoing in my mind. Suddenly, I was there, careening down a sun-drenched dirt road in a rusty pickup, the bed overflowing with bewildered, quacking waterfowl. We were fleeing a Cracker Barrel, naturally, its checkered porch receding into a hazy dreamscape of rocking chairs and peg games. The air smelled of maple syrup and rebellion. Each bump sent a flurry of feathers into the sky, tiny white parachutes against a canvas of endless blue. Were we escaping conformity? Or simply chasing a particularly delicious plate of pancakes at a rival breakfast establishment? The ducks, with their perpetually surprised expressions, seemed to know the answer, their webbed feet drumming a frantic rhythm against the truck bed as we sped towards the horizon, leaving behind only the faint scent of bacon and a lingering sense of the absurd.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on
