Zac Taylor Made Me Drunk T Shirts
The line at the car wash snaked around the building, baking in the summer heat. I shifted, the vinyl seat sticking uncomfortably to my legs. My “Zac Taylor Made Me Drunk T Shirts” felt particularly loud in the quiet boredom. A sleek, black Bentley pulled up beside me, its chrome gleaming.
The tinted window hummed down, and a woman with impeccably coiffed silver hair peered out. “Excuse me, young man,” she said, her voice surprisingly gravelly. “That shirt… Zac Taylor?”
My mind raced. “Uh, yeah. He’s the Bengals coach.”
Her lips twitched. “Ah, the Bengals! My grandson, bless his heart, is quite the fan. Always yelling at the television. Tell me,” she leaned closer, a mischievous glint in her eye, “does he *actually* make one drunk?”
I grinned. “He inspires a certain level of enthusiasm, let’s just say.”
She chuckled. “I see. Perhaps I need one of those shirts for the boy. Where did you acquire it?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












