Your Hallucinations Are My Costume Shirts
Okay, focus. Library, study session. History of the Ottoman Empire. Right. But… is that guy staring? Probably just reading the title. “Your Hallucinations Are My Costume.” God, I loved that shirt. It was a hit at that Halloween party. Remember Sarah dressed as a sentient pineapple? Hilarious. And then Mark spilled punch all over… wait, Ottoman Empire. Suleiman the Magnificent. Back to the 16th century. No pineapples. Though, maybe they had some kind of exotic fruit… Stop it! Focus! This is important. That shirt, though. The look on my professor’s face when I wore it to class… pure gold. Okay, one more minute of reminiscing, then back to Janissaries. Promise.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












