Wtf Wine Turkey Family Funny Thanksgiving Shirts
Cranberry sauce was sloshing precariously in my passenger seat as I backed out of my parking spot. Crunch. A sickening sound. My heart leaped into my throat. I hopped out, bracing for a fender bender fight.
Instead, a woman in a minivan was doubled over with laughter. “Oh my god,” she choked out, pointing at my chest. I looked down. My “Wtf Wine Turkey Family Funny Thanksgiving Shirts” – a last-minute gag gift – was definitely doing its job.
“I love it!” she gasped, wiping tears. “We’re going to my in-laws. I need that shirt.”
Relief washed over me. Turns out, I’d only nudged her bumper. We exchanged insurance info, but the tension was gone. We bonded over shared Thanksgiving dread and the absurdity of our holiday attire. “Want to grab a coffee sometime? We can compare family horror stories,” she offered. I grinned. “Definitely. I’m Sarah.” Maybe this Thanksgiving wouldn’t be so bad after all.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












