Wizard Intelligent To Know Better Dumb Enough To Do It Anyway T Shirts
**(Scene: A brightly painted food truck called “The Wandering Waffle,” specializing in gourmet waffles. A sign hangs above the order window: “Wear Our Shirt, Eat For Free!”)**
**Me (behind the counter, grinning):** Alright next! Welcome to The Wandering Waffle! What can I conjure up for you today?
**Customer (nervously adjusting a “Wizard Intelligent To Know Better Dumb Enough To Do It Anyway” T-shirt):** Uh, I think I’m good for a free waffle?
**Me:** (Eyes widening theatrically) By the beard of Merlin, you ARE! My friend, you possess the sacred garment! You understand the delicate balance of brilliance and blundering! What waffle speaks to your soul? We have the ‘Dragon’s Breath’ with chili flakes and maple syrup, or perhaps the ‘Unicorn Dream’ with rainbow sprinkles and a cloud of whipped cream? The choice is yours, wise… er, *adventurous* one!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












