Witches Used To Ride Brooms Now They Drive School Buses Halloween Shirts
The pizza guy, a nervous teenager, stammered, “Johnson residence?” I beamed, grabbing the pepperoni. “That’s us!” He hesitated, eyes darting to the couple standing awkwardly behind me. They looked mortified. “Uh, actually, I think… this is for the Peterson’s Halloween party next door.”
My heart sank. I’d mistaken their misery for pizza anticipation. Then, the teenager’s gaze landed on my shirt. “Whoa, cool shirt!” he blurted, pointing. “Witches used to ride brooms, now they drive school buses! Awesome!”
The tension evaporated. The Petersons chuckled. “Love it!” Mrs. Peterson exclaimed. “Perfect for Halloween!” A conversation sparked about favorite costumes, and soon, everyone was laughing. My silly shirt had unintentionally diffused a supremely awkward situation. I even got a bigger tip. Pizza and social salvation, all thanks to witches and school buses.
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












