Will Bang Tortas For Beer T Shirts
The fluorescent lights of the library hummed, a monotonous drone against the rustle of turning pages. I tried to focus on the dense legal text, but my “Will Bang Tortas For Beer” t-shirt, a relic from a happier, less stressful time, kept pulling me away.
I remembered the sun-baked parking lot of that taco truck, the air thick with the smell of carne asada. Me, laughing with Sarah and Mark, our pockets practically empty, but our spirits soaring. That ridiculous shirt had actually worked! This guy, clearly amused, traded us a six-pack for a couple of tortas. We spent the rest of the afternoon sprawled on a picnic blanket, the taste of cheap beer and victory sweeter than any textbook. Now, surrounded by silence and impending doom, I just craved a torta and a good laugh. Maybe I should just ditch this law book and find that taco truck again.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












