Were Not Broke Were Pre Rich Shirts
My palms were slicker than a used car salesman’s hair as I waited outside the cafe. It was a first date, and my nerves were doing the cha-cha. I’d chosen my outfit carefully: jeans, a decent jacket, and my lucky t-shirt – the one that read, “We’re Not Broke, We’re Pre-Rich.” It was a gag gift from my brother, but it always got a laugh.
Suddenly, a girl with bright eyes and an even brighter smile approached. “Liam?” she asked. “I’m Chloe.”
Relief washed over me, but then she squinted at my shirt. “Pre-rich, huh? So, you’re either an optimist or a really good comedian.”
I chuckled, the tension easing. “Definitely the latter. My brother’s sense of humor is… unique.”
She laughed, a genuine, warm sound. “Well, I appreciate a good joke. Let’s go get some coffee, pre-rich guy.” Maybe this wouldn’t be a disaster after all.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












