Welcome To The United States Of Ice Keep Out Los Angeles Classic Shirts
(Upbeat, slightly sarcastic music playing)
**Truck:** “Meltdown Munchies: Icy Treats for a Heated World”
**(Sign above the order window):** “Welcome To The United States Of Ice Keep Out Los Angeles Classic Shirts Get a FREE ‘California Screamin’ Sundae! (Limit one per customer, while supplies last. Must be wearing the shirt *proudly*.)”
**(Me, leaning out the window with a wide grin):** “Hey there, cool cats and kittens! Feelin’ the heat? We’ve got the remedy! But for those truly committed to keeping things… frosty… show us that ‘Welcome To The United States Of Ice’ shirt, and you’re in for a free sundae! That’s right, a towering mountain of vanilla ice cream, drizzled with Hollywood hot fudge and topped with candied citrus. Just like LA, it’s a little bit crazy, but oh-so-delicious. Keep it icy, folks!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












