We Will Never Be Back At This Restaurant The Staff Made Shirt
Agnes, bless her heart, was notorious for her themed outfits. Today’s theme? “Restaurants Gone Wrong,” inspired by a disastrous anniversary dinner last month. She’d proudly donned her homemade “We Will Never Be Back At This Restaurant The Staff Made Shirt,” complete with smeared ketchup stains and crossed-out menu items.
Unfortunately, Agnes forgot where her book club was meeting: “The Gilded Spoon,” the *very* restaurant that inspired the shirt. She breezed in, beaming, only to be greeted by a stunned silence. The head chef, a man with a perpetually furrowed brow, emerged from the kitchen, his face turning an alarming shade of puce.
Agnes, oblivious, chirped, “Lovely to see you all! Now, who’s ordering the escargot? I hear it’s… memorable!” The chef just pointed at the door, muttering something about slander and health code violations. Agnes, finally realizing her faux pas, shrieked, “Oh dear! I thought this was ‘Terrible Restaurant Review Night!'” and promptly tripped over a velvet rope, sending a tray of canapés flying.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












