We Are All Trembling Chihuahuas In Gods Designer Handbag Shirts
The first sliver of dawn, a sickly peach, sliced through the blinds, landing squarely on Bartholomew’s trembling nose. He shivered, not from cold, but existential dread. His “We Are All Trembling Chihuahuas In Gods Designer Handbag Shirts” t-shirt, a gift from his eccentric Aunt Mildred, felt particularly apt this morning. Outside, the garbage trucks roared, metallic behemoths indifferent to his chihuahua-esque anxieties. A flock of pigeons, those feathered overlords, descended on a discarded bagel, their cooing a mocking chorus. Bartholomew burrowed deeper under the duvet, the faint scent of lavender and despair clinging to the fabric. He was just a tiny chihuahua, lost in the vast, indifferent handbag of the universe, and Monday had arrived.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












