Vandelay Importer Exporter Shirts
I was wrestling a grocery bag out of my trunk when a voice chuckled, “Vandelay Industries? Impressive. You in the latex or the architecture business?”
I turned to see a woman, maybe a few years older than me, grinning. She pointed at my “Vandelay Importer Exporter” t-shirt. “Huge Seinfeld fan.”
“You too?” I asked, relieved I wasn’t the only one sporting ironic apparel at the Piggly Wiggly. “I’m more of an importer-exporter myself. Though, mostly of groceries these days.”
She laughed. “Same. I’m Sarah. And I specialize in importing questionable snacks and exporting my sanity.”
“Mark,” I replied, shaking her hand. “Perhaps we could collaborate on a project? Sharing the imported snacks, of course.”
She beamed. “Deal. Say, you free for coffee? I know a place with a black and white cookie that would make George Costanza weep.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












