Utah Get Me Two Break Vintage Shirts
The sun blazed as I sprawled on the beach, my “Utah Get Me Two Break Vintage Shirt” a beacon of retro cool. Waves crashed, kids shrieked, and I was in paradise. Until… a rogue gust of wind, combined with a mischievous toddler wielding a bucket of sand, turned my paradise into a personal sandstorm.
Suddenly, my vintage tee was less “vintage cool” and more “sand-encrusted archaeological find.” I tried brushing it off, but the granules clung like stubborn barnacles. Now, the slogan “Utah Get Me Two Break” felt less like a call for vacation and more like a desperate plea for a shower. I envisioned explaining this sandy souvenir to my friends back home. “Yeah, it’s a limited edition. ‘Beach Assault’ variant.” Maybe I could sell it on eBay? “Authentic beach-worn Utah tee. Sand included!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












