Us Flag We Have A Constitution Not A King Shirts
The doorbell rang, and I grabbed the pizza, a pepperoni monstrosity I definitely didn’t order. “Uh, this isn’t mine,” I told the delivery guy. He checked the address, then his phone, a look of horror dawning. “Oh man, I mixed up two houses! Wrong order, wrong house…”
Suddenly, the door across the hall swung open. A woman in a tiara and a velvet robe glared. “Where’s my ‘Royal Feast’ pizza, peasant?” she demanded imperiously.
The delivery guy stammered. I knew her; she was intense about her historical reenactments. As she started to berate him, I blurted out, “Hey! It’s okay. It’s my fault, I distracted him. Besides,” I gestured to my “Us Flag We Have A Constitution Not A King Shirts”, “We abolished royalty here a while back. Maybe pepperoni is more your style?” She blinked, the corner of her mouth twitched, and she actually chuckled. The delivery guy scurried off, and an unlikely friendship was forged over shared slices.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












