Unicorns Are Born In January Antler Flower Shirts
The Dewey Decimal System blurred before my eyes. I was supposed to be researching the socio-economic impact of the Industrial Revolution, but my focus kept drifting to the ridiculous unicorn shirt I was wearing. “Unicorns Are Born In January Antler Flower Shirts” – what had possessed me?
Suddenly, I was back in Sarah’s living room, surrounded by wrapping paper and laughter. It was my birthday last January, and Sarah, bless her cotton socks, had presented me with this monstrosity. “I saw it and thought of you!” she’d shrieked, tears of mirth streaming down her face. I’d feigned delight, but secretly vowed to only wear it ironically. Now, here I was, ironically distracted, the flowery antlers triggering a cascade of embarrassing birthday karaoke memories. Back to the Industrial Revolution, I commanded myself, but the unicorns were winning.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












