Ultra Karen Hey Thats My Ball Shirts
The sun, a malevolent orange eye, pried open the lids of Brenda’s sleep. A flock of shrieking lawnmowers, piloted by teenagers she suspected were deliberately targeting her petunias, assaulted her ears. Brenda bolted upright. Today was the day. Today, she would reclaim her rightful place as Queen of the Pickleball Court.
She ripped open the closet, a beacon of blinding white cotton. Rows upon rows of “Ultra Karen Hey Thats My Ball” shirts hung like battle flags. Brenda snatched one, the fabric crisp and unforgiving. A quick glance in the mirror confirmed her suspicion: her power bangs were slightly askew. With a savage swipe of hairspray, she tamed the rebellious strands. Outside, a rogue robin chirped. Brenda’s lip curled. This was war. And she was armed with passive-aggressive slogans and a killer backhand.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












