Ugly Tiger Derpy Christmas Shirts
The parking lot was a chaotic mess. I was backing out, inching carefully, when I heard a honk. I slammed on the brakes, bracing for impact. A minivan, plastered with soccer decals, was behind me. A girl, maybe twelve, rolled down her window, her face alight.
“Awesome shirt!” she yelled, pointing at my “Ugly Tiger Derpy Christmas” monstrosity. It featured a tiger wearing a Santa hat, crossed-eyed and drooling. I cringed internally but managed a smile.
“Thanks! Yours is pretty…festive too,” I replied, noticing her light-up reindeer antlers.
“My mom made me wear them,” she groaned, then giggled. “But seriously, that tiger is epic. I’m Maya.”
“I’m Liam,” I said, relieved no collision had occurred. “Maybe next year we can start a whole ugly Christmas shirt gang.”
Maya grinned. “Deal! Gotta go, soccer practice awaits. See ya, Ugly Tiger Man!” And with that, she was gone, leaving me smiling in the crowded parking lot.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












