U S Aerospace Command Lewis Clark Event Horizon Shirts
The pizza guy, a kid barely old enough to drive, stood on my porch, holding two steaming boxes. “Uh, Johnson residence?” he mumbled, looking confused. “Yeah, but we only ordered one,” I replied, equally puzzled. He checked the labels, brow furrowed. “This one’s for a ‘Strategic Command Meeting, code name: Starry Night’.”
Suddenly, a voice boomed from next door. “Pizza’s here! Finally, the simulation can begin!” Mrs. Henderson, my intensely patriotic, conspiracy-theorist neighbor, yanked open her door, eyes gleaming.
“Oh, blast,” the delivery boy muttered. He grabbed the second pizza, but stopped short, staring at my shirt. Boldly emblazoned across my chest were the words “U S Aerospace Command Lewis Clark Event Horizon.” Mrs. Henderson gasped. “You’re with them?” she whispered, eyes wide with awe. I stuttered, “Uh, sure?”
She grabbed the pizza. “Carry on, soldier! The fate of the free world rests on this pepperoni!” The delivery boy fled. I was left standing there, a confused hero in a space-themed t-shirt.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












