Toy Machine Loyal Pawn Roadside Shirts
The pizza guy stood on my porch, holding a box labeled “Hawaiian Extra Cheese”. I squinted. “I ordered pepperoni and sausage.” He checked the address, then back at me. “This is 123 Maple, right?”
“Yep. But I didn’t order that… unless…” My roommate, Mark, strolled in wearing the most atrocious Hawaiian shirt imaginable. “Pizza’s here! Finally!” He grabbed the box, beaming.
The delivery guy’s face fell. “Oh man, I think I mixed up the orders. The other guy wanted pepperoni.”
Mark looked mortified, about to launch into an apology. I cut him off. “Hey, no worries! Check it out,” I said, pointing to the stack of “Toy Machine Loyal Pawn Roadside Shirts” I was unloading from a box. “We’re having a skateboarding themed party. Hawaiian’s perfect! Adds to the irony.” I winked at Mark, who finally caught on. Crisis averted, thanks to a pile of ironic skate shirts.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












