Topatoco Think Inside The Box Men Shirts
I hoisted the overflowing basket onto the counter, the weight of almond milk and questionable impulse buys digging into my arm. The cashier, a bored-looking teenager with expertly winged eyeliner, started scanning.
Then she paused, her scan gun hovering over my chest. “Topatoco, huh? ‘Think Inside the Box Men?'” she said, a hint of amusement in her voice.
“Yeah,” I replied, a little defensively. “It’s a joke.”
“I get it,” she said, scanning a bag of gummy bears. “But isn’t it kind of…ironic? Like, you’re wearing a shirt that’s poking fun at conformity, while, you know, buying groceries?”
I stammered. “Well, everyone needs groceries. It’s not like I’m wearing a suit and tie and reciting corporate mantras.”
She chuckled. “True. But still, food for thought. Literally.” She smirked and moved on to the next item. I just hoped she wasn’t secretly judging my choice of organic kale chips.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












