Toni Storm Timeless Tunes Shirts
“Alright, Mr. Henderson, let’s have a look…” Dr. Miller peered into my mouth, her metal tools glinting ominously. I tried to relax, but the suction tube was making a noise like a dying whale.
“So,” she said, adjusting the light, “interesting shirt.”
I swallowed hard. It was my “Toni Storm Timeless Tunes” shirt, featuring a stylized portrait of the professional wrestler. “Oh, uh, yeah. Big fan.”
“Right,” she chuckled, scraping at my teeth. “My nephew’s really into that… wrestling stuff. Says it’s… theatrical.”
“It is! It’s performance art, really,” I mumbled, feeling my face flush. Was this going to be a wrestling lecture while she probed my gums?
“Performance art,” she repeated, nodding slowly. “Well, whatever keeps you entertained, I suppose. Open a little wider, please.” I obeyed, praying she wouldn’t ask about the ‘Timeless Tunes’ part. It was a long story involving a 1920s gimmick and surprisingly catchy theme music.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












