To Die For Suzanne Stone Maretto 30th Anniversary Shirts
The swirling brushes and soapy water were a hypnotic distraction from the boredom of the car wash wait. I leaned against the vending machine, pulling at the hem of my “To Die For Suzanne Stone Maretto 30th Anniversary” t-shirt. It was a niche obsession, I knew, but I loved the film’s dark satire.
Suddenly, a gruff voice broke through the muzak. “Nice shirt.”
I turned to see a burly biker type, leather vest and all, staring at my chest. He wasn’t leering, just… genuinely interested. “You a fan?” I asked, surprised.
He nodded, a small smile playing on his lips. “That Nicole Kidman, man. Ice queen. Brilliant. Always thought she was underrated in that role.” He gestured to the shirt. “Didn’t think anyone else even remembered it.”
“Oh, I remember,” I grinned. “Absolutely to die for.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












