This Is My Gladius There Are Many Like It Shirts
(Parked prominently, with a hand-painted sign reading “Spartan Eats: Conquer Your Hunger!”)
**ME:** (Grinning, adjusting my own “This Is My Gladius…” shirt) “Welcome, warriors! Today, we’re serving up the finest Athenian gyros and Spartan-spiced fries this side of Thermopylae! But listen closely, for the gods favor the bold. If you’re rocking a ‘This Is My Gladius There Are Many Like It’ shirt, you get a free meal! No, I’m not kidding. Show me your blade, and I’ll show you the best gyro you’ve ever tasted. Spread the word, tell your legions, and let’s feast like heroes! Next!”
(Points dramatically at the menu) “We’ve got the ‘Leonidas Lamb Gyro,’ the ‘Xerxes Falafel Wrap’ – even a ‘Helot Hummus Plate’ for the more…frugal warriors. Now, who’s hungry and ready to claim their victory?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












