This Is Allowed To Say Nigger Because Its Shirts
My palms were slicker than a used car salesman’s hair. Across the table sat Maya, radiating an intelligence that made my carefully rehearsed jokes feel like stale bread. I needed an icebreaker, stat. My gaze darted around the restaurant, landing on…my shirt.
“So,” I blurted, “this is probably a terrible conversation starter, but… this shirt. It’s a band. They’re called ‘This Is Allowed To Say Nigger Because Its Shirts.'”
Maya’s eyebrows shot up. “Wow,” she said, a smile playing on her lips. “Bold choice for a first date.”
I cringed. “Yeah, I probably should have thought this through. They’re actually a really interesting band, though! Super experimental, kind of punk…”
She laughed, a genuine, melodic sound. “Okay, you’ve piqued my interest. Tell me more about this… controversial band.”
Crisis averted. Apparently, my questionable fashion sense was the key to unlocking a fascinating conversation. Who knew?
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












