They Hate Us Because They Aint Us Baltimore Ravens Grinch Christmas Shirts
The hygienist, Brenda, squinted at my chest. “Interesting shirt,” she said, a forced smile plastered on her face.
I mumbled, “Thanks? It’s…a Ravens thing.”
She chuckled nervously. “Right, the Ravens. Big fans, are we?”
“Oh yeah,” I replied, trying to keep my mouth still as she poked around with a sharp instrument. “Through thick and thin. They hate us ’cause they ain’t us!”
Brenda’s eyes widened slightly. “Well, that’s…spirited. I’m more of a…neutral observer myself. Sports aren’t really my thing.” She started scraping with renewed vigor. “So, uh, flossing regularly?”
I tried to answer, but all that came out was a muffled “Mmph hmm.”
She retreated, muttering something about fluoride. I just hoped she wasn’t a Steelers fan. This cleaning was going to be rough if she was.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












