They Dont Want You To Remember Ornaments Shirts
I was backing out of my parking spot, carefully checking for pedestrians, when a woman in a minivan slammed on her brakes. I winced, expecting a barrage of honking. Instead, she rolled down her window, a huge smile plastered on her face.
“Love your shirt!” she yelled, pointing at my “They Don’t Want You To Remember Ornaments” tee. I chuckled, relieved. “Thanks! It’s a conversation starter, apparently.”
“Totally! It’s like a secret handshake for people who know the truth about holiday decor,” she laughed. “I’m Sarah, by the way. And I have a whole box of those ornaments in my attic!”
“I’m Mark! And I just bought mine on clearance after Christmas,” I replied, grinning. We chatted for a few more minutes about the absurdity of ornament suppression before I finally managed to back out. Who knew a conspiracy theory about Christmas decorations could lead to a new friendship?
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












