The Undertaker Bike Deliver Us From Darkness Shirts
**(Truck is painted matte black with a stylized motorcycle skeleton on the side. Loud, bluesy rock music plays.)**
**Sign above the window reads:** “RIDE INTO FLAVOR: Fueling the Faithful.”
**(Person in line approaches the window, wearing the “Undertaker Bike Deliver Us From Darkness” shirt.)**
**Truck Owner (Grizzled, wearing a leather vest):** “Well, I’ll be damned. Another soul delivered from the darkness. Let me guess…you’re here for salvation, and also, sustenance?”
**(The person nods, grinning.)**
**Truck Owner:** “Alright, brother/sister. You’ve earned it. Showin’ that kind of dedication deserves a reward. What’ll it be? The ‘Hellfire Burger’? Or maybe you crave the ‘Grave Digger Tacos’? The choice is yours. On the house. Just spread the word and keep ridin’.”
**(The truck owner winks.)**
**Truck Owner:** “Remember, the only thing darker than the night is an empty stomach. And we ain’t about to let that happen.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












