The Sous Chef Gnome Christmas Shirts
I hoisted the gallon of milk onto the conveyor belt, revealing my “The Sous Chef Gnome Christmas Shirts” design. The cashier, a young woman with bright red lipstick, chuckled. “Cute shirt! But gnomes? Really?”
“Hey, they’re essential,” I defended, pointing to the tiny gnome stirring a pot of gravy. “Who do you think tastes the Christmas ham before it goes out?”
“I think it’s Grandma,” she countered, scanning a bag of frozen peas. “Gnomes are more, like, garden ornaments.”
“Garden ornaments with exquisite palates!” I insisted. “They ensure optimal seasoning. Imagine Christmas dinner without perfectly salted mashed potatoes!”
An elderly woman behind me piped up, “My grandpa always said gnomes watched over the rhubarb patch. Maybe they *do* have good taste!”
The cashier rolled her eyes playfully. “Alright, alright. You win. Gnomes are culinary geniuses. Now, will that be debit or credit?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












