The Names Molly Molly Percocet Classic Shirts
The fluorescent library lights hummed, a monotonous soundtrack to my futile attempts at focusing. Open textbook, check. Highlighter, check. Distracting t-shirt… definitely check. I glanced down at my “The Names Molly Molly Percocet Classic Shirts” tee, a relic from a wilder, younger me.
Molly’s 21st. That’s where I got this. Body shots, questionable music choices, and a photo booth that captured our mortified faces. Then Percocet’s graduation party, a blur of sun, cheap beer, and a spontaneous skinny dip in someone’s pool. And Classic? Ugh, Classic’s karaoke night. My rendition of “Bohemian Rhapsody” still haunts me.
Each name, a portal to a forgotten escapade. I sighed, closing the textbook. Maybe conquering organic chemistry could wait. Tonight, I was revisiting my messy, hilarious past, one questionable shirt at a time.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












