The Maine Retro Shirts
“Paper or plastic?” the cashier, Brenda, chirped, scanning my milk. I glanced down at my “The Maine Retro Shirts” tee, the 2008 tour dates bold against the faded black.
“Plastic, please,” I replied, then braced myself.
Brenda paused. “The Maine, huh? You a fan?”
“Since ‘Can’t Stop Won’t Stop’,” I admitted proudly.
She chuckled. “See, I was always more of a Mayday Parade girl. Derek Sanders? *That* was a voice. The Maine was just… poppy.”
“Poppy? John O’Callaghan’s lyrics are poetry!” I countered, instantly regretting my tone. “But hey, to each their own, right?”
Brenda raised an eyebrow, a mischievous glint in her eye. “Oh, we’re not done here. ‘Poetry’? Let’s talk about ‘Jamie All Over’ versus ‘Everything is Alright’…”
My groceries be damned, this was about to get serious.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












