The Living Tombstone The Jack Olantern 2025 Shirts
“Alright, open wide,” Dr. Miller said, wielding a menacing-looking pick. I nervously obliged, trying to ignore the tiny drill gleaming under the bright light.
“So,” he started, his voice muffled by my open mouth, “interesting shirt.”
My heart leaped. It was my prized “The Living Tombstone The Jack Olantern 2025” shirt. A limited edition, naturally. “Oh, uh, thanks,” I managed, drool threatening to escape.
“Big fan, huh? I’ve got a kid who’s really into… that kind of music.” He paused, probing around a molar. “Always thought that Jack O’Lantern song was… catchy.”
Catchy? It was a masterpiece! But with a mouth full of dental tools, all I could offer was a strained, “Mhm.” Please just focus on my teeth! The less he talked, the less likely I was to swallow something I shouldn’t.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












