The Goozler Gordon Gartrelle Logo Shirts
The elevator lurched, lights flickering before plunging us into darkness. A collective groan went up. “Great,” someone muttered. Then, a woman’s voice cut through the gloom. “Hey, is that…a Goozler Gordon Gartrelle Logo Shirt?”
All eyes, or at least the vague shapes of heads, turned to me. I shifted uncomfortably. “Uh, yeah. Limited edition.”
Suddenly, the tension dissipated. “No way! I’ve been trying to get one forever!” another voice exclaimed.
The conversation erupted. Everyone was talking about the shirts. Rarity, the elusive logo, the rumored backstory of Goozler himself. Strangers became instant friends, united by their shared appreciation for ironic novelty tees. Even the guy who was clearly claustrophobic seemed calmer, asking if I knew where to buy them online. Forget being trapped; we were having a Goozler Gordon Gartrelle convention in a broken elevator.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












