The Goon Father Shirts
The sun was blazing, the waves were crashing, and I was living my best life in my new “The Goon Father” t-shirt. I’d even bought matching ones for my buddies. We were kings of the beach, goon royalty, until disaster struck.
A rogue wave, bigger than any I’d seen all day, came barreling towards us. Before I could yell a warning, it crashed, sending us tumbling in the surf. I emerged sputtering, covered head-to-toe in wet sand. And, of course, my prized “The Goon Father” shirt was now a sand-encrusted masterpiece.
It was gritty, heavy, and clinging uncomfortably. I looked over at my friends, equally sandy and bewildered. The image of a smooth-talking mob boss was now replaced with the reality of a sand-encrusted, slightly pathetic beach bum. The goon life, it seemed, wasn’t always glamorous.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












