The Funeral Portrait Youre Never Getting Out Dripping Pumpkin Skull Halloween Shirts
The thrift store smelled of mothballs and forgotten dreams, a perfect Halloween hunting ground. Racks overflowed with sequined gowns and faded denim, a chaotic landscape I navigated with practiced ease. I was on a mission: novelty Halloween tee.
Then, nestled between a stained band tee and a grandma floral, it appeared. Black cotton, bold white lettering, and the unmistakable dripping pumpkin skull design. “The Funeral Portrait You’re Never Getting Out” – my band, their limited-edition Halloween shirt.
My heart hammered. I’d missed the online drop, resigned to never owning one. But here it was, in my size, waiting for me. It felt like destiny, the universe conspiring to deliver this gloriously morbid piece of band merch into my hands. This thrift store wasn’t just a store; it was an oracle.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












