The Fall Of Troy Fetus Shirts
The doorbell rang, salvation in a cardboard box. “Pizza!” I cheered, starving after band practice. But as I opened the door, a woman with pursed lips and two horrified children stood there. “This isn’t our pizza, and frankly, I’m appalled!” she huffed, gesturing at my ‘The Fall of Troy’ fetus shirt.
My stomach dropped. Wrong house, wrong pizza, and a completely wrong impression. Panicked, I blurted, “Wait! The band’s name is… metaphorical! It’s about rebirth! And the pizza… it’s a sign! A sign you should try something new! Pineapple on pizza? Live a little!”
She stared, then a hesitant smile crept onto her face. “Well,” she said, “pineapple does sound… interesting.” The kids, previously wide-eyed with shock, started chanting “Pineapple! Pineapple!” Disaster averted, thanks to my questionable band tee and quick thinking.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












