The Exercise Character Horror Halloween Shirts
“So, uh, nice shirt,” Dr. Lee said, poking around my gums. “The…the exercise…and the uh… horror?”
I mumbled through a mouth full of cotton, “Halloween.”
“Right, Halloween. Big fan, I take it?” He scraped something sharp against my teeth. My palms were sweating. I knew this shirt was a mistake. I’d panicked this morning.
“Yeah, well, it’s a…conversation starter?” I offered weakly, picturing the cartoon zombie lifting weights on my chest.
Dr. Lee chuckled, a sound that vibrated uncomfortably against my skull. “Certainly is. My wife… she’s more of a pumpkin spice kind of gal. Not much for the… undead fitness enthusiasts.”
I just nodded, hoping he’d move on. But no, he pressed. “So, what’s your favorite exercise? If you had to choose… as a zombie?” He winked. I wanted to disappear into the chair.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












