The Chronicles Of Shlump Tour 2025 2026 Shirts
I was wrestling a rogue shopping cart back into its corral when I heard it. “Dude! Shlump!”
I turned to see a guy, maybe late twenties, grinning and pointing at my shirt. “The Chronicles of Shlump Tour! I was at the Chicago show in ’25! That wub was insane!”
My face lit up. “No way! I was there too! Front row, right by the rail!” We launched into a rapid-fire exchange of Shlump memories: the glitchy visuals, the earth-shattering bass, the guy dressed as a sentient pickle.
Turns out, his name was Mark, and he lived just a few blocks from me. We exchanged numbers, promising to hit up the next underground bass show together. All thanks to a slightly-too-loud parking lot and a shared love for the glorious weirdness that is Shlump. Who knew a t-shirt could be such a conversation starter?
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












