The Chivery Grab Your Pillowcase Loser Were Going Trick Or Treating Halloween 2025 Shirts
The pizza guy, a kid barely old enough to drive, shuffled nervously on my porch. “Uh, Johnson residence?” He held out a pepperoni pizza, but I hadn’t ordered one. “Nope,” I said, ready to politely decline.
Just then, Mrs. Henderson, my notoriously nosy neighbor, poked her head out. “Oh, pizza! Finally! We ordered extra pepperoni.”
Before I could correct her, she was halfway across the lawn. “Oh, you must be the ‘Chivery’ guys! I saw the shirts! Halloween 2025, huh? A little early, but enthusiastic!”
My friend, Mark, and I were indeed wearing our matching “The Chivery Grab Your Pillowcase Loser Were Going Trick Or Treating Halloween 2025 Shirts” from a recent sale. Mrs. Henderson, assuming we were the “Chivery” family, grabbed the pizza, beaming.
The pizza guy, confused but relieved, bolted. Mark and I exchanged bewildered glances. At least the awkward silence was broken. And hey, free pizza for Mrs. Henderson!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












