The California Raisins Live From Chilis 90s Vintage Shirt
Bertram, a man whose fashion sense peaked in 1992, was notorious for his “The California Raisins Live From Chilis 90s Vintage Shirt.” He wore it everywhere. Today, he was at the farmer’s market, meticulously selecting organic kale. He bent over, peering at a particularly robust bunch, when disaster struck.
Agnes, a woman wielding a comically oversized bag of heirloom tomatoes, turned sharply, whacking Bertram squarely in the back. He stumbled forward, landing face-first in a vat of artisanal kombucha. The kombucha, a vibrant shade of beet, splattered everywhere, completely obscuring the California Raisins on his beloved shirt in a sticky, fermented mess.
Agnes, mortified, sputtered apologies. Bertram, sputtering kombucha, just stared at his shirt, the once-pristine raisins now a blurry, beet-stained grape-ocalypse. He sighed, “Well, guess I’ll have to pair it with beet hummus now. Commitment to theme is key.”
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












