Texas Longhorns Forty Acres Austin Hook Em Horns Shirts
I laid my groceries on the belt, my “Texas Longhorns Forty Acres Austin Hook Em Horns” t-shirt proudly displayed. The cashier, a young woman with bright pink hair, scanned a bag of chips.
“Hook ’em,” I said, offering a friendly smile.
She hesitated, then grimaced. “Go Pokes,” she muttered, scanning a loaf of bread.
“Pokes? Oklahoma State?” I chuckled. “Bless your heart. They’re gonna have a tough time against us this year.”
Her eyes narrowed. “Don’t underestimate them! And besides,” she added, gesturing to my shirt, “it’s all about NIL money these days. Doesn’t mean you’re automatically better.”
I grinned. “We’ve got a little NIL money too, darlin’. But it’s also about heart, tradition, and a whole lot of burnt orange pride.” I winked. “Besides, you know deep down, Austin’s just cooler.”
She rolled her eyes, a slight smile playing on her lips. “Just pay for your groceries.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












