Terry Funk On The Double Cross Ranch Shirts
I hoisted my groceries onto the conveyor belt, the “Terry Funk On The Double Cross Ranch” shirt I was sporting catching the cashier’s eye. “Nice shirt,” she said, a hint of skepticism in her voice.
“Thanks! Funker’s a legend,” I replied, scanning a can of beans.
“Legendary for betraying everyone,” she countered, ringing up my milk. “Didn’t he turn on everyone he ever teamed with?”
“Strategic alliances!” I defended, picturing the Hardcore Icon in his prime. “He was just a master of the double cross, always keeping ’em guessing.”
She chuckled, shaking her head. “Keeping ’em guessing *and* keeping the championship, more like. My grandpa always said he was a snake.”
“A lovable snake!” I insisted as she bagged my bread. “A hardcore, chair-swinging, lovable snake!” She just smiled, handing me my receipt. “Have a nice day, and try not to double cross anyone.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












