Sun Go Fuck Yourself T Shirts
**(Bright yellow food truck with “Sunshine Grub” painted in retro font. A banner hangs above: “Sun Go F*** Yourself T-Shirt = FREE MEAL!”)**
**ME:** (Grinning, wearing a ridiculously oversized pair of sunglasses) “Welcome to Sunshine Grub! Where we fight fire with… deliciousness! Tired of the sun beating down on you? We are too! That’s why, if you’re rocking one of our official ‘Sun Go F*** Yourself’ t-shirts, your meal is on us! That’s right, any sandwich, any side, any drink! Just show us your shirt, and consider it a solar-powered thank you for sharing our sentiments.”
**(Gesturing to the menu board filled with summery wraps and refreshing drinks)**
**ME:** “So, ditch the SPF anxiety, grab a bite, and let’s collectively tell that big ball of gas exactly how we feel! Who’s ready to fight the sun with flavor?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












