Sumo Stance Celebrate Being Solid Sarah Firth Celebrate Being A Unit Shirt
The alarm blared a jaunty jingle, but Sarah, clad in her “Sumo Stance Celebrate Being Solid Sarah Firth Celebrate Being A Unit” shirt, remained unmoved. Sunlight, thick and golden, wrestled its way through the blinds, painting stripes across her rumpled duvet. She groaned, a low rumble that shook the bed frame. Then, with a grunt worthy of a rikishi, she rolled onto her side.
One arm, thick and strong, swung out, silencing the offending noise. The other patted the mattress, searching for her glasses. Finally found, perched precariously on the edge, they perched on her nose, bringing the world into focus. Sarah sat up, planting her feet wide, a miniature sumo stance on the edge of the bed. A slow, deliberate stretch, a sigh of satisfaction. Today, she would celebrate being a unit.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












