Stitch Blue Monster Coquette Ho Ho Ho Christmas Shirts
(A whimsical, brightly decorated food truck, “The Festive Feast,” with a line snaking down the street. A sign reads: “Wear your Stitch Blue Monster Coquette Ho Ho Ho Christmas Shirt for a FREE Meal!”)
“Next!” I call out, grinning. A woman in the *exact* shirt specified approaches, practically radiating Christmas cheer. “Oh my goodness, you’re rocking the Stitch!” I exclaim. “That’s a free Festive Feast on us! What’ll it be? Our Reindeer Roast wrap? Or maybe the Elf’s Eggnog Empanadas?”
She beams, “The Reindeer Roast, please! I can’t believe this actually worked! My daughter thought I was crazy for buying this shirt just for a free meal.”
“Crazy? No way! Smart! Merry Christmas!” I hand her the wrap, a steaming concoction of roasted root vegetables and cranberry sauce. “Enjoy!” The line moves forward, a sea of blue monster Christmas joy eagerly awaiting their festive freebies.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












