State Fair Of Texas Eat Drink And Stay Spooky Halloween Mascots Shirts
“So, uh, nice shirt,” Dr. Miller chuckled, tilting his head. I was reclined, bibbed, and utterly vulnerable. “State Fair, huh? Big Tex still looking good?”
My tongue felt suddenly enormous. “Yep,” I mumbled, trying to form words around the suction tube. “Eat, Drink, Stay Spooky…Halloween mascots…” I trailed off, mortified. Why did I choose *this* shirt today?
He peered closer. “Spooky, eh? You a Halloween enthusiast?” The probe scraped against my teeth. I winced.
“Just… thought it was funny,” I managed, the words a garbled mess. “Didn’t… think… about… dentist…”
Dr. Miller chuckled again, oblivious to my mounting anxiety. “Well, good oral hygiene is certainly *not* a spooky subject, is it?” He winked. I just wanted this cavity filled and to escape the judging gaze of Big Tex’s Halloween doppelganger emblazoned on my chest.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












