Slothrust Elephant Seal Wildcard New Men Shirts
My alarm blared a death metal symphony. Today was the day – the interview. I threw on my “lucky” shirt, a bizarre concoction featuring a sloth riding an elephant seal, emblazoned with “Wildcard New Men Shirts.” It was hideous, a relic from a questionable online purchase.
Arriving at the office, I felt a wave of self-consciousness. The receptionist, a picture of corporate chic, gave me a curious once-over. Inside, the interviewer, Mr. Henderson, a man who looked like he ate business lunches for breakfast, smiled.
“Intriguing shirt,” he chuckled, “My daughter’s obsessed with Slothrust! Big fan of elephant seals myself. Shows a certain…boldness.” We spent the first ten minutes discussing indie rock and marine mammals. The rest of the interview flowed effortlessly. Apparently, my sartorial disaster had inadvertently broken the ice, revealing a shared, albeit strange, interest. Turns out, bold is exactly what they were looking for.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












