Slothrust Elephant Seal Wildcard 2025 Men Shirts
The line at “Soapy Suds” was brutal. I was baking in my ’98 Corolla, mentally composing angry haikus about foam cannons, when a tap on my window startled me. I rolled it down to see a man with the physique of a retired linebacker and a handlebar mustache that could rival a walrus.
“Excuse me, son,” he boomed, his voice gravelly like a backroad. “Is that a…Slothrust Elephant Seal Wildcard 2025 Men’s shirt?”
I blinked. “Uh, yeah? You know Slothrust?”
His face lit up. “Know ’em? Saw them open for Dinosaur Jr. back in ’19! Unbelievable energy. I never thought I’d see another human being with such refined taste in central New Jersey. Where’d you get it?”
Turns out, waiting in line for a car wash was the perfect place to find a fellow fan of obscure indie rock.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












