Skeleton Soccer Retro Halloween Costume Shirts
The rhythmic swoosh of the car wash was almost hypnotic. I leaned against my dusty sedan, admiring my “Skeleton Soccer Retro Halloween Costume Shirt.” It was a masterpiece, if I did say so myself: a skeletal goalie diving for a soccer ball, rendered in vintage 70s font.
Suddenly, a low rumble cut through the mechanical whir. A cherry-red motorcycle, polished to a mirror sheen, pulled up beside me. The rider, a woman with silver hair pulled back in a severe ponytail and leather that looked older than me, removed her helmet. Her eyes, sharp and intelligent, scanned me, then lingered on my shirt.
“That,” she said, her voice surprisingly soft, “is a damn fine shirt. Skeleton goalie? Inspired. Reminds me of Lev Yashin. The Black Spider.” She paused, a ghost of a smile playing on her lips. “Never thought I’d see that kind of brilliance at a car wash.”
I stammered, “Uh, thanks! Halloween thing…”
“Halloween? Nah,” she chuckled, “That’s art.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












