Shohei Ohtani 10 Strike Outs 3 Homeruns Mvp Parental Advisory Shirts
Dust motes danced in the thrift store’s stale air, a symphony of forgotten dreams and mothball musk. Racks overflowed with floral blouses and acid-washed denim, a sartorial wasteland. I was on a mission, a ridiculous, long-shot mission: finding that legendary “Shohei Ohtani 10 Strike Outs 3 Homeruns MVP Parental Advisory” shirt.
I sifted through faded band tees and questionable vacation souvenirs, hope dwindling with each polyester monstrosity. Then, a glint of crimson. Nestled between a stained bowling shirt and a faded concert tee, it was there. The mythical shirt. The holy grail of ironic baseball apparel. Its bold lettering screamed defiance, the cartoon Ohtani a beacon of glorious excess. It fit perfectly, a sign, a cosmic alignment. Today, I was not just a thrifter; I was a believer. Shohei had led me here.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












