Shakey Graves Solo 2025 Tour Dates Shirt
Barnaby “Barnaby” Butterfield, a man whose enthusiasm far outweighed his coordination, was thrilled for the Shakey Graves Solo 2025 Tour Dates announcement. He’d splurged on the official shirt – a glorious, slightly too-tight garment featuring a skeletal banjo player and the tour dates in a font that suggested a mild earthquake.
Eager to impress his crush, Penelope, at the local farmer’s market, Barnaby decided to demonstrate his “Shakey Graves-inspired” juggling skills with three heirloom tomatoes. Unfortunately, Barnaby’s juggling skills were less “Shakey Graves” and more “Shakey Hands.” One tomato splattered directly onto the pristine white “Shakey Graves Solo 2025 Tour Dates Shirt,” leaving a crimson stain resembling a map of Texas after a particularly brutal salsa explosion.
Penelope, witnessing the tomato carnage, burst into laughter. “Well, Barnaby,” she chuckled, wiping a stray seed from her cheek, “at least you’ve got a unique tour shirt now!” Barnaby, mortified but secretly pleased by the attention, could only stammer, “It’s… abstract!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on